Reality for a Kid
03 April 08 - 14:26
It's hard to know if my kids understand the difference between real and make believe or important and silly. Having me as a father really doesn't help much either. After the daily recital of the dangers in the kitchen, I returned to my daily work. Quite some time passed without any interruptions. Nice and quiet, maybe a little too quiet. Upon returning to the kitchen, I found almost everything hazardous to little fingers strewn across the counters. No idea what the powders, crumbs and chunks were and three of the proudest faces I ever saw. "Surprise! We're 'Top Chef'-ing!" they shouted. Thanks to my wife's viewing habits, I endured some dishes that would make Ronald McDonald roll over in his grave, . . . after the food killed him!
